The Grande Finale

This will be my final posting for the season which I'm sure is disappointing to our many fans (har har). This has been some fun except for the show's tediousness. We didn't get the fame and fortune we expected, but I found the writing to be fun. Discussing the show with Miss Bunny every week was fun too although we should probably disagree more to add interest. By the way, as you noticed by the tag line, originally there were to be four of us, but the other two backed out and neither Miss Bunny or I know how to change it. So that clears up that big mystery...

I thought the finale show was a mixed bag. Cristina Aguilera was fabulous, as well as Crystal singing with what's her name Morrisette . But Joe Cocker, Chicago and Paula were embarrassing. It's clear that the new Idol singers have surpassed them in talent. That being said, it wasn't a surprise that Lee had won - I think the young mostly female audience went for the cute guy once again. It's too bad there couldn't be two winners. I know Crystal will be fine, but she worked so hard and is such a fine singer and musician, she really deserved it too.

The tribute to Simon was fun, but really, monkeys could be judges (that's a quote from my significant other.) He's been bugging me to write that all season, so there it is.

Next season, I hope they try to shake it up a bit. Don't drag on the beginning auditions and although the truly foolish ones are amusing to some, they just take up time. I wish Elton John would be a judge as rumored, but why would he? Find someone who has a real love and expertise in music and singing. I like Kara's concept of frankness and helpfulness - we don't need a meany who's hurtful. Ellen was just okay in my book.

So long, it's been swell...

My Wish List for the Top 3

Well, I'll be watching tonight and tomorrow, but I don't really have a strong feeling about who should win. I think maybe Lee will win just because it's women who vote. Crystal is really talented and likable. So is Lee. Casey James was adorable and very good, too.

Here's my wish list for the three of them:

• Love and happiness
• big contracts
• tons of money
• artistic independence
• and tons of fun doing it.

I hope they find:

• honest agents
• accountants who do right by them
• publicists who don't make them do stupid things
• stylists who listen to them
• Band members who become great friends

I hope they can:

• buy houses for their moms
• take good care of their children
• resist temptations like Hollywood lifestyles and diva tantrums, drinking and driving, ecstasy parties, and overspending
• Listen to their own hearts and voices
• use their God given talents and treat them like the gift it is!

I'm back after a week's respite. I just didn't feel like writing. I'm suffering from the same malaise as my cohort Miss Bunny. Just don't care who wins because I'm sure they will all walk away with well-deserved contracts. At least the last three were my favorites and hers.

Casey's hair is so great. I used to have similar curls with a perm and now looking at him makes me want it again. He should have picked a perkier song but he's still good. His second song showed his little vulnerable side, which is very endearing.

Crystal- Come to My Window. Very good, she's still at the top. Simon's correct - she stays true to herself. Don't like the gray pants however. Second song was even better showing a lot of range. And her outfit was better too.

Lee - isn't he just adorable. Great song, straight from his heart. He won that round. Halleula - this was just made for him. Another winning song. He could win...

OK so I predict Casey goes home and then maybe it's Lee as the next Idol. But anyone of them could win this.

All three of them are shy and unassuming, so this stage must be difficult when you know you're competing and you have to win over your colleagues.

Crystal, Casey, and Lee

Well, I've been calling it from the beginning: Crystal, Casey, and Lee are the last three standing.

All are powerful and talented. At this point it doesn't matter to me who wins because they will all get contracts so they can live out their dreams of singing to a wide audience who will buy their music. Good for them! I'm looking forward to the finale. My fellow blogger and sister, Dina, and I would love to go be in the audience so if Idol sends us tickets we'll be there!

I can't quite put my finger on why Idol bugged me so much this year. Maybe I just got used to the rhythm of the results shows, but I couldn't bear the false suspense. Plus I surfed back and forth between Modern Family, Cougar Town, and Idol so I saw what I wanted. Maybe the way the show has changed, maybe Paula being gone, Simon leaving, Ellen coming on the show just changed the dynamics enough to bore me 75% of the time.

I still love the idea of people getting their dreams fulfilled and I'm sure I'll love the finale, but I don't know if I'll watch next year.

Sinatra Night

Nancy Sinatra! Man she looks bad - like they've shot a pound of collagen into her lips. Those lips were made for walking...I'm mean sometimes...

Aaron - his voice isn't as strong as usual, but he looks like a young Sinatra. Cute boy.

Casey - It wasn't his strongest but he's still a favorite.

Guess I'd better vote tonight.

Crystal - this shows that she can sing in the Sinatra style - she was a big sultry and it felt like a nightclub act. Not her best but she's going to get my vote tonight.

Big Mike - I got lost in my own thoughts while he was singing. It was not that great - don't know why the judges like him. Do not like his wave.

Lee -this is his style. He came off confident and smooth and looked like he was having a lot of fun. Thought he was the best of the night.

Voted twice for Crystal and Lee both.

Time to Vote

I've never voted before. I never felt I had to do it, but I'm worried about Lee and Crystal.
So I will do it tonight. I was surprised when Siobhan was voted off. I was feeling pretty smug about my favorites, but no more.

The truth is I'm really kind of done with Idol. Last week, because I am so used to the timing of how they reveal the person going home, I watched almost all of Modern Family and Cougar Town and still was back in time to see Siobhan lose. Which was a shame because she's really unique and talented, just a bit whiny.

I'm tired of Mike pounding his chest and acting overconfident. He's sweet in a way, but mostly a boring guy. To give him credit, the week where he sang a gospel song he was wonderful, but mostly he's snooze city.

Oh, and Casey. He's so talented and so cute. He's not all fluff, but a really good singer.
I'll vote for him too.

Shania Tunes

Dinner's over, the snacks are consumed and we're nestled in under blankets on the couch. The remaining contestants are all my favorites except for Mike. I'm hoping he's the one to go tonight.
Lee started out very quiet with his song, but then he put his heart into it. Lee is right up with Crystal. Darling boy...

I'd better start voting.

Big Mike, big bore....he sings every song the same. I don't agree with the judges thinking he's so great.

Casey - he was a little misty eyed. He really sang with his heart tonight and you could tell the difference. It was really good because he didn't depend so much on the guitar. He's back up there on top too.

Crystal - not my favorite song (nor the judges) but it was really cute with the band and with her boyfriend in the audience.

Andy - good job! I take back everything about his age. This kid is a great performer.

Siobhan - she sounded very country and did a good job. Much better than previous weeks and I'm glad the judges didn't pick on her so we didn't have to listen to her whining. She still deserves to be in the running.

I haven't been a Shania fan and I'm no country western fan, but I loved her songs.

Alicia is a real class act

Alicia Keys added another spark to another wise bland night once again. She's so beautiful and graceful and was so helpful to the contestants. A real classy lady.

OK, the winners so far: Crystal, always at the top; Lee is amazing and growing each week; Casey, so cute and I thought did a great job last night; Aaron is getting better too and he sang his cute little heart out.

Tim - I just don't know. I don't like him much, but a little more than before if that makes any sense.

Siobhan - quit the damn whining and dialogue after the judges - it's gotten so old and makes you look maudlin. Don't care much for you anymore. And drop the butterflies - Simon was right, they were a distraction.

Mike - he acts so cocky and cool. You need to act more humble, but even with that, I think he should go.

Guess it's time to start voting - two of my favorites are at the bottom.

I'm going to donate to Idol Gives Back - it's hard enough watching kids from other countries who are ill or orphans, but on top of that seeing that kids in our own country don't have enough food or good medical care just tears me up.

Urghh.... the show's going on too long. Just tell who's gone so I can go to bed. Well, I'm glad it's Tim and not Casey. Good night.

Crystal Gets Mad, Adam Comes Back to Visit, Ryan Saves the Day

I'm sorry I've been such a lazer blogger. I haven't found much to be excited about. I could have told you Andrew and Katy would be gone. Mike should have been gone last week. All nice people, but not dazzling either.

So here we go...Crystal as always was wonderful, smart, in great voice with her guitar, being herself, and making me happy just by singing. I watched her face as Katy and Andrew were kicked off and she looked so upset. I read on another blog that she started to walk off the show, ran into the parking lot, but Ryan caught up with her. He told her to stay. He told her the best thing he got from American Idol was lots of money and he bought his mother a house. "You could buy your mom a house, too." Supposedly that stopped Crystal dead in her tracks. I know, Crystal, I know. You could buy yourself and your little boy a house, too. It's not pretty is it?

Lee was great, Tim surprisingly found a good song and surprised us, and Siobhan looked pissed. Siobhan, figure out some way not to show how upset you are all the time. It's taking away from your talent. And Aaron, well he's got a powerful voice and I hope he gets a contract. Casey, I almost forgot you. So good, so handsome.

And, Adam...well, he's still got it. His song and his laser show -really interesting and I was happy to see him back.

Adam's Gonna Sing!

We're tivo-ing through the show tonight. It's just too long and drawn out. First, I want to see Adam sing and find out who is eliminated. So far, Andrew is gone and that's to be expected.

OK there's Adam - spectacular! The song wasn't the greatest, but he's so cool that it makes up for anything else. That was the highlight of the show.

Too bad for Katy - she was starting to grow on me.

Be Still My Beating Heart - It's Adam!

Crystal - I'd buy her tunes right now she's so good. Although I don't want her to look like a Barbie or anything, she could have used a little floofing tonight.

Andrew - You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog. He almost smacked Randy with the microphone. Just okay...Randy didn't like it at all. Ellen was right, it needed more swagger.

Tim with the silly grin...I Can't Help Falling in Love with You - our wedding song. Since it's a favorite, I thought it was pretty good. He played great guitar.

Lee Dewyze - A Little Less Conversation. Really good - he belted it out. I'm a big fan of Lee's.

The Glee stars are right behind the judges - another great show. Glad it's starting again.

Aaron - Blue Suede Shoes. I have to close my eyes with Aaron because he looks too young to be singing it, but his voice is good.

Siobhan- I thought it was just a little pop-ish as an Elvis tune. Simon is right on - he said she lost herself a couple of weeks ago. She needs to liven it up.

Mike - we'll see if he was worth saving. The judges liked it, but I thought it was boring and so did the rest of my gang tonight.

Forgot to mention the snack - dutch apple crumb pie. Delicious. Adam is giving great advice and he just looks great. He seems like a genuinely nice person.

Katy - That was one of the liveliest songs tonight. It was a touch loud but very good. Have to remember she's only 17. My daughter says she should have firmer arms for a seventeen year old.

Casey - good but not his best.

Last week's show was much better. Their Elvis picks were just okay. But of course, Adam was the best and I'm looking forward to his singing tomorrow night.

Shout Out to Idol!

When Miss Bunny and I started this blog, we had great expectations of millions of followers and fans, followed by ad revenues and glorification by the Idol producers themselves. We see ourselves as representing the baby boomer generation, a large share of the Idol audience based on our conversations with those in our age group. We're both a little naive I must admit, but you can't blame us for dreaming. Well, we do have some loyal followers, two of whom are from Brazil and I think two more in Thailand, among others. It's been fun writing but of course disappointing that our big dreams have not yet been realized. Then, Miss Bunny found out that the real American Idol is following us!! As in the beginning, we're high with expectations - maybe they'll consider us for a permanent blogging post and pay us a fortune. Maybe free seats whenever we want to see the show. Maybe we'll get to meet Adam or Simon. Maybe free tour tickets. Who knows but we're keeping our hopes up.

In the meantime, saving Mike...he's not one of my favorites so it seemed like a foolhardy move. What happens if Casey or Crystal ends up at the bottom and now there's no more saves??? Did they think about that??? Of course they have access to all the voting data so I presume there's no chance of losing the best ones, but still.

We'll be glued to the TV and laptop next week with the return of Adam - our favorite American Idol.

Much Better (To My Relief)

Miss Bunny:

Last night, I was babysitting my grandchildren so I missed the first half hour of American Idol. It actually helped because I can barely stand the two hour shows. For the most part, I enjoyed the show because I liked the music.

Once again I found Crystal to be excellent. I saw Janis Joplin in concert when I was 17 and Crystal's voice reminds me so much of her. I'm really happy for her because she's going to have a great career and make a really good living for herself and her baby.

Lee was in great form, his voice and his song compelling.

Siobhan was interesting and in great voice, always artsy and true to herself.

Casey James gave his best performance ever. Like Kara said, he showed depth, which I hadn't seen before and he seemed, for the first time, to be a serious artist.

Andrew's and Mike, both lovely people, were pretty good, but also it seemed corny to me.

I always like Aaron and I think he'll do well.

At least I know who the Beatles are

Aaron - Long and Winding Road. I love the Beatles because you can actually hear the words, and it's such poetry. Aaron is growing on me. The judges didn't like it but I thought it was pretty good.

Katy- Let It Be. she's changing it up a bit, as the judges suggested on some Beatles tunes. They all liked her performance and it was really good. She seemed to grow up a little too which helps.

Andrew - I thought it was just corny but the judges loved it.

Mike - All the Lonely People - it's hard to criticize anyone tonight because these are so many of my favorite songs of all times. I liked Mike better tonight.

Crystal- Come Together. She made it even livelier than the original. She just can't do a bad song. And she's looking much cuter. Just a little eye makeup and her hair a little floofed and it helps with her style.

Tim- All My Lovin'. Another favorite and actually he did probably his best performance. He changed it up and made it fun to listen to.

Casey James - Jealous Guy. A beatles tune I'd never heard before. It was very emotional and I thought he looked really adorable tonight. Wish I had his curls.

Sibbhon - Across the Universe. It was very quiet for her but very well done.

Lee - Hey Jude. He seems a lot cheerier and more confident tonight. He's making a new sound with an old classic. Not sure I loved the bagpipe but oh well, he's cute anyway.

They all did better tonight. I think the music selections really helped make a more entertaining show and display their talents better.

I couldn't predict who will be eliminated.

Good bye Didi

Well, Didi's going home (or actually on tour) but I thought for sure it would be Tim. Actually we're watching Modern Family in between. I guess this is where the demographics (ok we're kinda old) kicks in. The celeb singers on the show are mostly people we don't know or even like. I'm always thinking that if they were contestants, they'd be kicked off by Simon. Miss Bunny and I are both unhappy with the show this year which is too bad because we were so excited to blog about our favorite show. Bunny's right on - it's so long and sell, sell, sell.

Yeah Crystal, Lee, Casey, and Siobhan!

Well, another two hour ordeal of listening to kind of blah music except for Crystal, Lee, Casey, and Siobhan.

Crystal on the piano and singing was a nice change and I always love her voice and her songs.
Casey was really good and still, cute as can be.

Lee is really a talented guy and I always enjoy listening to him.

I completely disagreed with the judges about Siobhan. I thought she was wonderful and I really felt terrible for her. She looked completely crushed by the judges and in particular, Simon. Geesh, Simon. You can give criticism without being so cruel. Stop already.

The rest were okay or just not good. I hate that I feel so bored with Idol this year. Also, as I've said before I resent them putting on two hour shows just to increase their revenue. Is it just me or did this show used to be fun to watch????

Two hours again...

Just returned from a Las Vegas trip and was too worn out to blog during the show, so here it goes from memory.

What's with the body language between Ellen and Kara? Kara looks as if Ellen has cooties - she's squished up against Simon and doesn't even look at her or comment about anything Ellen has to say. It was very obvious last night. I can't blame her. Ellen is very opinionated about music and what the heck does she know? Especially against Kara.

So, Tim, Didi, Andrew or Big Mike could all go home now and save us the two hour agony. Even though Siobbhan was wonderful last night, I think she'll be one of the last ones to go. As usual, Crystal, Casey and Lee were all spectacular. And, Aaron and Katy are starting to grow on me once I let go of my teenybopper prejudice - they are both very talented singers. So that's it, the shows are just too long.

Tim, Paige, Andrew, Didi - Who's going home?

Tim just wanted to have fun -

Paige admits a poor performance -

Didi just doesn't know what the judges want -

Andrew thinks Simon's mean and he knows who he is as an artist -

We've seen these foolhardy attitudes before -

But it's Paige going home. Hope she gets another chance at fame even though she didn't do well on Idol...

Hoping for Wow Wear

Using the Little Miss Perfect metaphor - I'm hoping the contestants will use some Wow Wear and some Wow Songs tonight if we're going to put up with two hours again.

Lee Dewyse - they dolled him up - looking good. The music was too loud for his voice, but he seemed more confident tonight. The girls will like him. The judges did, except for Simon.

Paige - Guess everyone is getting Wow Wear! She looks really good tonight. Pitchy! S.O. says his ears are bleeding. Even Randy thinks she's terrible and so does everyone else. She'll probably go this week unless there's someone else even worse.

Tim - not moving with the song, other than sliding on the floor.Sang it too slow. We don't like Tim in this house. Doesn't sound like the judges did either.

Aaron- thought he was better last week. But he looks better all floofed up and he did pretty well considering he had tonsillitis.

Crystal - fabulous. She gets better and better. She deserves to win.

Mike- good rendition but not sure it's something special. He's a bit too cocky for my liking.

Andrew - Heard it through the grapevine...too somber. He has a good voice but not exciting enough to be an Idol. He could be a goner too.

Katy - Big Girls Don't Cry - well, we'll see about that. At least it's contemporary. And she's pretty good tonight. Her voice really came out. I forgot that's she was a teenager too.

Casey - he's easy on the eyes. I liked it - lots of energy. But Simon was right, it wasn't anything original. He looks like a rock star, a little like Wow Wear.

Didi- You're no good. Hmmm....her movements didn't ring true. Her voice is good but why all the old songs? When the contestants say "I just wanted to have fun," then they really aren't listening to the judges. Too bad.

Siobbhan - she's so cool. That was awesome. She rocked. And her style is definitely WOW and there wasn't hardly any wow all night.

I might regret the comments about Tim...

All by myself tonight. No family members saying, "C'mon, write that down after giving me one of their snarky comments about a contestant. Okay, I have included some of them. Like last night about Tim's Jesus smile and lady hands - that wasn't me. I'm much nicer than that but succumbed to writing it because it was funny and I was under pressure. So tonight it's just me. I've eaten my Jenny Craig brownie. I'm not fond of elimination night because they stretch it out to an entire hour of drivel and bring back some of the less formidable former Idol stars, like David Cook. Didn't like him then, don't like him now.

Bottom three: Paige, Tim, Lacey - I think that's about right. I predict Tim. I was wrong!

Kesha - what's her name? What a bunch of no talents with fancy props and sparkly lights. Wanna be Black Eyed Peas perhaps?

Lacey's going home - cute girl but her voice wasn't anything special. Will they save her or wait for someone else better, like Lee or Casey. Looks like she's gone.

The Shorthand Version-Ryan settle down

Siobhan was really interesting and very good.

Aaron was excellent-his version of Angie was really great.

Crystal as always first rate.

Lee was pretty good.

Mike, lovely person and good voice. Not so great.

Casey-really good and cute as heck.

Now, Ryan, what the heck? Do you guys have some hack producer making up stunts for each night? Was this like Ellen kissing Simon? Kara, having an emotional meltdown over Mike?

Ryan you are always such a good guy, but I tell ya, Simon came off taking the high ground.

For God's sake, people, could we get back to the show?

Rolling Stone Night

I'm watching the snacks - kid and s.o. eating mini drumsticks while I enjoy a lemon cake from Jenny Craig.

Overall, the contestants screwed up the Stones - made their songs ballady, slow, sentimental and sleepy. The standouts:

Casey James - sang it well, plays great guitar. The best so far but he could do better. Simon agrees.

Sibbhon - Paint it Black. Wow, what a note. The best so far. Simon agrees. Her outfit is interesting too - the prom-ish dress with the boots and a tattoo on her shoulder. She is so unique. I even like to listen to her talk.

Paige - pretty good Honky Tonk Woman. More rock than anyone else, more original Rolling Stones, but she's still not one of my favorites.

Aaron Kelly - Angie. If I close my eyes and don't let the kid-ness cloud my opinion, he's really good. He put a lot of emotion into the song. Second best behind Sibbhon tonight.

Crystal - the best for last.You Can't Always Get What You Want. You should get to be the winner of this competition, girl. You are amazing! And better and better every week.

The rest fall way behind:

Michael - Miss You. Changing it too much so you can't even recognize the tune. Lots of theatrics but not much substance. Too showoffy.

Didi B - too ballady, too slow. Playing With Fire.

Lacey Brown - RubyTuesday, like her voice. Pretty good but much too sleepy.

Andrew Garcia - what's with his mom? She looked like she was in a coma. Just a bit flat and boring. Ellen says it was his best but she doesn't really know what she's talking about.

Can't wait for Crystal...

Katy Stevens - floofy fluffy dress, singing Rolling Stones. She's ruined Wild Horses, making it into a soppy ballad. Simon gave her that finger thing he does.

Tim Urban - goofy Jesus smile and lady hands. We don't like Tim. Why slower and slower? With a reggae beat?? Simon gave Tim the finger too. Hmmm... Kind of a dope, not the Randy kind.

Lee Dewyse- Beast of Burden. Don't know.. guess I'm used to the real thing. Randy thinks it's dope. It was just a little too soft, not rough enough. But I like him. I can see him at the end.

Those who deserve to get the boot: Tim, Katy, Andrew, Michael, maybe Paige.

Lilly is Off Idol? Big Mistake

Miss Bunny says: Sorry I am sick with the flu and also have very little to say except, "Why was Lilly voted off?"
She had one bad song...that's it. Now there are some very forgettable girls that are still on the show and I honestly don't remember their names. One dark hair, young, one blond girl...sweet, but boring. It's a shame, Lilly and I hope you get a record contract. You are really talented.

Kara, what the heck? by Miss Bunny

Well, the last two nights have been better mainly because Idol is down to 1 hour shows. Those 2 hour shows nearly killed me.

First off, could somebody tell me why Ellen was sitting on Simon's lap kissing him? It wasn't funny, it was awful. I guess she's trying to make her mark or get attention, but please don't do that. It was disgusting.

And then by the end of the show, Kara is sobbing over Mike's song. Now I heard the song and I just don't get it. Also, Kara, I hate to tell you, but you are considered the stable one on the show. It was Paula's job to act all loopy and disoriented with mood problems. I loved her, but ya know the girl had emotional issues and clapped weird.

Kara, we have learned to depend on you as the one who has good advice and knows what she's talking about. Please don't flip out.

Okay, on to the shows. Lee was wonderful, hunky Casey was pretty good, I love little Aaron, and Tim is lovely. The girls: Crystal is always the best, Siobhan is good, Lily bombed, and that little curly blond girl, geesh. Have you ever seen the video of Carole King singing that song? You missed it by a mile.I don't know why the girls think singing in a little girl voice is attractive. And there were two girls that I don't remember seeing before. Simon is right: be memorable! But in a good way!

The Guys Compared to Adam

Wednesday night back at home. No snacks after snacking on the plane and pizza for dinner.

Why is Kara smootching up against Simon and definitely away from Ellen? What's up? Lighting issues?

Lee Dewyze - They floofed his hair and shaved some of his gruff - looks nice. Pretty blue eyes. He's got a good future although I wasn't nuts about the song.

Alex Lambert - I like this kid; sang very soulful. Kara was right on about him needing to loosen him up and he needs to show the real him. He's very shy but adorable, as Ellen says.

Tim Urban - they floofed him too. He did pretty well with Hallelulah. Whoopee, a big hug from Ellen. Judges liked him.

Andrew Garcia - very original rendition of Genie in a Bottle. Simple but effective, but not great.

Just like last night, I'd like a guy to come out and just rock out. I'm tired of soulful, slow songs and want to hear someone belt something out. Think ADAM...

Casey James - he's gonna break some hearts. He sang it with lots of emotion and I liked it. But Simon's right, it wasn't memorable.

Aaron Kelly - all the soppy songs.... no Adam tonight. Probably no Adam-like performers amongst the guys or girls. He's singing it well, but it's hard to believe when he's so young.

Todrick Hall - singing Queen. That's a bit livelier!

Michael Lynche - tired of slow songs. But at least he's singing it with some soul. He made Kara cry for God's sake.

Contrast These with Adam and What do you Have?

I'm back at my daughter's, in town on business for Tuesday's show. Snacks are leftover Dove chocolates from a conference. So glad Idol's only an hour tonight. It's the girls tonight.

Katy Stevens - slow, too slow and kinda flat and gloomy. Song choice, too bad. Add Kelly Clarkson to the list of divas you don't copy. She's just too young.

The lighting is really working for Kara, she looks gorgeous again tonight.

Siobhan Magnus - House of Rising Sun. Showed her versatility while maintaining her strong vocals. Love her style and she takes some risks. She could be the Idol. Simon's off base...

Lacey Brown - good song choice, but it's pretty tame and she has a baby voice.

Man this seems flat and boring and difficult to write for some reason.

Katlyn Epperly - looks like Raggedy Ann tonight. She's not hitting notes and it's too soft. The judges aren't going to like it. Randy sums it up - he just didn't feel it. Needed more guts!

Didi Benami - I just started thinking about Adam. Come out every week in some great getup and just rock out to some great song. So far, it's just so tame. Didi has a great voice but it was just so quiet and snoozy.

Paige Miles - everyone's picking slow, quiet and sad songs. I'd like to see someone come out and just rip. And I'm tired of glittery eyelids. Peanut performance, Simon sez and he's right on.

Crystal - That's more like it! She's brilliant - she took that song and turned it into something wonderful. Her voice is so raspy and deep. She reminds me of Janis Joplin. It's also great that she's so original in her look and she's not letting them doll her all up, although I wish they'd fix those teeth and also her brows. She definitely the best of the night.

Lily Scott - not her best performance. And the outfit was too girlish. Simon's right again, it didn't have the wow factor.

Girls, step it up. You (except for Crystal) all need to pick it up and stretch your voices - everyone (except for Crystal) used their little baby voices tonight and there's nothing new about it.

Please God, Make Them Stop

Four hours of Idol this week - that's more time than I spent at the gym, marketing my business, or talking to friends and family and for sure, sayin' my prayers. Please Idol, give me a break soon and cut the hours. Just a few comments tonight and then it's snack time. Dark chocolate truffle and a few cashews. Just found em in the night stand.

John Park gone * not a surprise.

Glad Alex is safe * sweet kid

Casey's pony tail is so cute tonight. Just the kind of guy I liked at *18*. Sigh...

Jermaine * not another surprise.

Danny Gokey * boring song dude

Didi's going home - can I predict?? Nope, Michelle's the one. I'm flabbergasted! I like her.

Who's next?

Hailey I would guess. Yep.

Snack time.

2 HOURS 2 MUCH by miss bunny

I wanna still love the show. I do. Did they always have 2 hour shows? I thought it was always 1 1/2 hours...anyhow, I feel kind of used. Two hours of non-stop commercials, one after each contestant, makes for at least 24 stupid commercials which spells only one thing: greed. I guess I wouldn't mind so much if I felt entertained, but that's not really true. American Idol makes money off of commercials, record deals, concerts, t-shirts and other things, itunes, and God knows what else. Isn't that enough? Do they have to use up their fan base to make a few more bucks????

Okay, last night. Crystal was wonderful and the main reason I still watch. Also Siobhan was good and Lily Scott is amazing. Then there is this blur of blonds and dark haired girls, pleasant voices, pretty faces. One pretty curly haired blond who played the piano, the beautiful girl with the Vera Wang dress, Haeley is adorable and really, just a little girl. She needs to be cheerleading at home at her high school, with her friends. In five years, she will be much better.

At 9 p.m. I switched to Modern Family and laughed my head off. The writing is so excellent I always enjoy it. Switched back, watched a little bit, watched Cougar Town. Came back for the end, blah blah blah. I am so sorry it is such a grind watching Idol this year. I'll watch tonight, but I'll be surfing when my interest wanes.

Wish I May Wish I Might....

Wish the girls are out of sight! Oh that's bad.

Tonight's snack: more strawberries and bananas. S.O. is eating more of the g-d cinnamon raisin bread smothered in peanut butter. I'm trying so hard not to eat it, but I may break down at the half way mark. His saving grace is his cuteness and sense of humor.

Crystal Bowersox - Fashion tip: let them fix your teeth and straighten out the hair mess.Otherwise great voice - a very talented girl. Simon's right - she's a serious talent.

Hailey Vaughn - just don't like her. Too many bows and big earrings, shiny eye shadow, toothy big big smile. Song was just okay. Simon, don't be so mean. You tell him Ryan!!

My S.O. just asked me to read what I'm writing because it's waay too much trouble for him to go on the blog and I realized that it sounds really crappy when you read it out loud.

Lacey Browne - love her hair and her style. Her voice is so good but it needed more energy and she needs to reveal more about herself.

Katy Stevens- not very lively but her voice is strong. The itty bitty syndrome - she needs several more years of seasoning.

Didi Benami - missing the soulfulness of that song even though she's got a great voice. Good performance but I didn't think she felt the song. She's a bit too understated.

Wow, the girls, except for Crystal are not good tonight. Why doesn't Idol help these kids with their song choice? I know they should have some sense but it might be a more interesting show if the judges gave them certain songs that reflect their age, vocal ability, etc.

Michelle Delamor- such a darling girl. She really tried...and Kara said she really felt it. Loved the outfit and I think she'll make it into the final ten.

Lily Scott - one of my favorites and more than Crystal, she's got a great look and style. I definitely see her as a final contestant.

Katelyn Epperly - singing so slowly but wonderful vocals and she's into it. Her natural look is her best - she's beautiful.

Paige Miles - the most lively performance. Strong voice and good moves. She needs a new hairdo and some stylin'.

Siobbhan Magnus- uh oh,Aretha! She's handling it but we'll see what the judges say. I like her because she's a little quirky. She let out an Adam scream! Wow! Glad the judges didn't slam her for singing Aretha.

Is It Really a Man's World? By Miss Bunny

Well, I didn't enjoy the show last night. I had this revelation, however. I figured out last night that the judges are for the most part people who really really love and know music (I wouldn't put Ellen in that category. She likes cameras to film her dancing. That's a big difference.) AND most of the contestants just like to sing. A huge difference.

Mike-started out great, then I get bored every time.

John Park-nice guy, good looking, boring.

Alex- I really like him, his guitar, and his voice a lot. Plus I think the girls will love him.

Toddrick-pretty good but not convincing.

Andrew-love him, but could you cover up those damn neck tattoos. Have you heard of those programs where they take them off for you because they give such a lousy impression?

Even "wonderful" Casey was just kind of blah. Was it the full moon or what?

Aaron is just very cute and I hope he gets a record contract. He'll be in the final 12.

Germaine-Jeepers, creepers, what was up with that outfit? Who is his stylist? It just looked like he stepped out of old Sam Cooke film strip, but not in a good way. That song, "What's Going On" is one of my all time favorites and he ruined it. I love his voice when he just sings and doesn't try to be cutesy. I bet he does sing his heart out at church. For God's sake, pretend you are in church.

On the bright side: Lee was passionate and great last night. I loved it.

Tim Urban-I completely agreed with Simon and I really like his music.

Tonight: the girls-I hope Crystal is out of the hospital and ready to sing!

Switcheroo Night-The Guys Are First

Seems to be a lot of touching between Kara and Simon - I'm just sayin'. Kara is looking totally adorable - is it Ellen's purported fancy lights or just her own cuteness? According to the Enquirer, Ellen the Diva has demanded special lighting to make her look better. Is that why she's changed places with Randy? It's ironic that Kara looks better with Ellen's lights!

As I mentioned earlier, the guys need some stylin' help so I'm adding fashion advice for each contestant.

Snacks for the evening after a trip to Whole Foods: huge strawberries and an organic orange. My s.o. also toasted two pieces of frosted cinnamon raisin bread, topped with peanut butter. He can eat anything, the lucky bastard. Last year Idol was the show we enjoyed together. This season he's playing poker on his iPhone during the whole thing. Sad, but I do enjoy some of his comments.

Michael Lynche- Very good job. His voice is smoooth. Fashion hint: he could use microdermabrasion, something to even out his skin tone and very good moisturizer.

John Park - Gravity. S.o. says he can't wait for it to end, but I thought it was pretty good. He needs to put more passion into it. Fashion hint: find some cute shirts - you look so washed out in a white t shirt. Cute boy though.

Casey Casey Casey - Song was a little flat and needed more range. The guitar was hot but this is a singing competition. But he's so foxy, he's forgiven this week.Fashion hint: muss the hair up more or stick it back in a pony tail. Unbutton the shirt just a tad. All the judges comments were right on. Casey take their advice to heart.

Alex Lambert - better this week, and a good song for him. Fashion hint: the hair cut is awful and so is the jacket, but he's got a nice smile and eyes and still reminds me of John Lennon. He looks like a really sweet guy.

Toddrick Hall - good presence on stage being a dancer. I thought he did a good job with Tina. He was more humble this week which made him more likable. Fashion hint: my only complaint is the shiny jacket, but it wasn't all that bad. He has darling eyes. Give him another week to get it right.

Jermaine Sellers - loved the onesy! That's hilarious.

Why all the old songs, although I thought that his was lively. Fashion hint: more onesies! Just kidding, I liked the look tonight. The judges are right on again.

Andrew Garcia - You give me something. Sang it really well. He's got real talent, but not sure if it's the right song for him. Fashion hint: need non-glare glasses but I like your style and look.

Aaron Kelly - My girl. Uh oh...Kinda boring. We'll see if the judges agree. fashion hint: Just too itty bitty as previously described. Surprisingly, the judges liked it. Simon agrees with me or vice versa, I guess I agreed with him.

Tim Urban - another boring song. But better than last week. Fashion hint:lose the shaggy do.

Ellen's right - no charisma or personality showing. May be going home this week. But then Simon thought he did well, go figure.

Lee Dewyze - a contemporary song for a change. Lee has an interesting range with some raspy tones and some good expression. Fashion hint: degrease the hair a bit but pretty eyes and the style could grow, with a little more stylin'. I can envision him either with a band behind him or single, but he just needs some confidence. Simon's right - start believing in yourself. Another lesson in life.

Elimination Feels Good

Hershey's milk chocolate w/almond bits for tonight's snack. One of the kids is home so we're all snuggled on the couch under blankets watching the show.

Alison Irahata is the exception to my teeny bopper philosophy. She's a pistol. She sings like she's been around the block for about 40 years, through a few bad romances (or flings) and her voice sounds like she smokes at least a pack a day. I liked her last year and hope she's a big success.

I thought Chris was cute, nice and ho hum last year (especially up against Adam) and I have to say it's the same this year. Those Ford ads are real nice though, Chris.

The sad part about weeding out those with the lowest votes is that they have to sing the same dumb song that got them voted off. It makes you go, "oh right, that's why so and so was voted off." That's a comment from my s.o. who is supposed to writing on this blog too instead of just feeding me his two cents worth. The only good part is he's funny and kinda mean.

There's always a lesson or two from each season. This one comes from Casey who blamed the judges or someone for not giving him more direction. The Lesson: don't blame others for your shortcomings - be humble and grateful for the Idol opportunity and admit that you made some mistakes that were your own fault. Guess that's a good lesson for life, hmmm?

Casey, Casey, Casey...I Feel Like A Dirty Old Lady

Wow, Casey James. My God, what a cute boy. Did he really take off his shirt? The most interesting and entertaining things happen when I'm in the bathroom. Ryan, bless his heart, had the funniest laugh- out- loud line when he told Kara, "your HR meeting will be on Friday." Ha.

All joking aside, Casey sings really, really well. So good for him. At least the show has perked up. I was ready to give up on Idol.

Now Aaron is very good and is cute, but like my fellow writer, Miss Bunny think that teenagers have no place on the show, but for different reasons. It really rough out there, too hard on fragile egos, and show business is not the most wholesome place for kids. Besides, didn't American Idol producers have to kick David Archuleta's father off the set for being such a ridiculous stage parent?

I really like Lee, his voice and his guitar. He looked particularly cute in that hat. I have no idea why the hat was so appealing. Simon, who always speaks his truth, stood up for him and I love it when he goes against the other judges, and is complimentary towards a singer. It's always a surprise.

Toddrick was okay, but not wonderful. Germaine, who I really liked before, had on stupid clothes and didn't sing well. He appeared cocky and somewhat slimy. I almost expected him to wink at the camera. Tim Urban, get your guitar back.

Kara, you're great. I'm really happy you are showing your brains and your expertise in the music business. Okey dokey. That's all, Folks.

The Guys Don't Shine (except Casey)

Pre-show:

This blog started out as an exciting creative expression - it felt cathartic to pour out my opinions and feelings. I could say what I wanted without fear or trepidation, unlike what I face in my professional life. Now it's starting to feel like a job and an obligation. Two more hours! I wouldn't mind a break with the Olympics or even New Christine, but no, I've committed to the blog and blog I will. Hoping we'll see someone really special tonight, but after Adam, it all seems futile; there will never be another Adam. Geez, Simon the warning about nerves made me forget my own name. Such a bully at times.

After the show:
The guys are not impressive. I'll get to my favorites in a minute, but wow, they're not even nice on the eyes. Get them a stylist and start snipping locks and whiskers. Most of them (not all) need help with their clothes. Honestly the only adorable one with whiskers is Casey and he'd be a lot better without. I also think they should raise the age level to 18. There's some talented youngsters, but they are just too itty bitty. They either sing sappy songs or songs that are too racy and either situation isn't good. They don't look right getting all sexy and without the sex appeal, it's just not interesting. Maybe Simon should produce a Lil Idol show for the bambinos.

Overall the guy's night was dismal. Most as I said are sadly in need of grooming, but beyond that, their singing was just mediocre - especially when you line them up next to our (Miss Bunny and I) all time hero, Adam Lampert.

*Todrick Hall- needed more music behind him. But he's lively and he can sing. Cute guy but nothing special showing yet. Simon you are so mean at times.

*Aaron Kelly, 16 yrs old. Ho hum...read the above. It's hard to know how to judge the kids. I don't think the final Idol will be someone this young. Kinda like David Archuleta, singing all the soppy songs. He'll probably get the teeny bopper vote and go all the way...boring.

*Germaine Sellers - pretty good singing but nothing special. Simon and I are in sync on this one.

*Tim Urban - Sorry, I can predict what Simon sez- that was abominable. Yep...

Not impressed so far.

*Joe Munoz- oh Simon, take it easy on the poor kid. Snory snore snore. Simon's right, he's not a star. Forgettable.

*Tyler Grady - a rocker! You'd think he would jump around a bit though. Voice just so so. He'll stick around for a while because he's more exciting with the great clothes. But the hair is awful and he needs some makeup.

*Lee Dewyze - some real flat notes..but first night jitters. He has some possibility. Simon was a real surprise - he likes him. Dress him up a bit so he's more attractive. Shave, dump the t-shirt. He looks like the goofballs you see at the movie theatre or at the mall.

*John Park- liven it up kiddo! Nice voice, cute guy, boring song.

Another hour to go...

*Michael Lynche - upbeat energy, he's lively! He's happy and smiley, but it wasn't the greatest.

Simon's right again.

*Alex Lambert - looks a little like John Lennon. Simon's right again because you could tell he was nervous. He'll have to get some steely nerves to keep going. But nothing special again.

*Casey James - finally, something to look at! Also the best singer so far. Just trim him up and unbutton the shirt a tad and you'll make the ladies go a-twitter.

*Andy Garcia - I really liked him from the auditions, but poor song choice once again. Just make these guys look better too. Hate to be so superficial but back to Adam - not only did he have powerful talent, he was so easy to look at.

So much bad hair and blah performances. Some of the girls rule - I think they've had more talent in the past but don't ask me to recite names because I've forgotten.

Aren't These 2 Hour Shows Exhausting? Miss Bunny Speaks

These longs Idols are a big commitment of my time and energy, but at least I'm feeling more optimistic about the show. But honestly, American Idol producers, listen up: I don't need all that needless drama and sad family stories to bond with great singers. The viewers don't need to be manipulated like that, if the singer is good and you get to know them better, for cripes sake, trust your viewers.

Okay, hear goes:

Paige had a really good voice and a boring song.

Ashley-terrible song, not interesting

Janelle- I like her but she was SCREEchy last night.

Lily-love her voice and loved the song

Michele - she's really great

Siobhan-terrific, great voice

My fav- Crystal Bowersox-great song, loved the harmonica also and guitar.

On another matter: Adam, did you really say something nasty about Susan Boyle because she beat him in record sales? You are better than that. WATCH THE EGO, Buddy. I only say that because I love you and worry about you. You are a nicer boy than that.

The Girls

I'm back at home this week, in my pjs with my kitty and s.o. by my side. No snacks yet, maybe after the first hour. I'm hopeful that tonight will get me feeling good about Idol again. I found the judges to be much more engaging and interesting tonight, and have a much better feeling about Ellen. I agreed with Simon on many levels. Rather than go on and on about each contestant, all of whom were pretty good, I'll just talk about my top ones.

* Paige Miles - preschool teacher - sparkly smile, missing energy not sure why; maybe it's the song since I expected some blues or soul from her; Simon's right about the song choice; she'll hang in there. Didn't realize voting starts tonight - people might get tired of it if they start now - I won't start until I really start caring about one or two people. She shouldn't have taken on Leona - it's like the Whitney, etc. syndrome. Not so good for her.

* Janelle Wheeler - What about love? voice is a bit flat; she sang so well in the last week; too bad...Simon's right again. So is Kara. It always comes down to song choice - pick something that doesn't overwhelm your voice and give it your own choice.Easier said than done, I'm sure. These poor kids aren't pros yet.

* Lily Scott - she looks a bit rough around the edges, so maybe she'll be interesting. There you go, take a Beatles tune and make it your own! That's what they're talking about. She's got a great style - not like every blondie on the street. Ellen agrees! Simon doesn't think she has star power but it's early - they don't reveal stardom til later in the season. Glad the judges liked her. I think she'll hang in there for the long term. One of my favorites.

* Didi Benami - I like her voice and style; I can see her going far because of her special style.

Simon didn't like her but we can't agree every time. OK maybe the song was a bit sleepy but I like her. I'd vote for her.

* Michelle Delamour - pretty powerful voice; sounds quite professional; nothing really unique; but a very beautiful girl. Do something really interesting, make it your own and you could go far.

Simon, quit picking on Ryan! It makes me squirm when you hint about his gayness. Doesn't matter...even if he doesn't want to say it.

* Siobhan Magnus - A favorite from the beginning. Beautiful girl that doesn't look like everyone else. A little edgy but has style which is nice. Liked her song choice that showed her range. Star power!

* Crystal Bowersox - I think they whitened up her teeth which helped a lot. Too much harmonica - you gotta sing girl. She did create a good vibe with the audience. She is fresh and new and she stands out from the others. But Simon's right - there's a lot of these kinds of street singers. She will go far on the show but needs to listen the judges, for right or wrong. Even though I like her look, she's going to have to let them mess with that hair at some point. She seems to be very shy so she might have to come out of her shell a bit to get the audience to like her.

That's about it - we'll see how the guys do tonight...

It Was Wrong on so Many Levels...Angela Martin

It was so wrong on so many levels-What the heck were you guys thinking? I really dislike cruelty. And I don't mean the kind where Simon tells someone they don't have talent because, honestly, so many of those kids need to know that (see my Thank you, Sister Miriam column) they seriously need to pursue other interests. I mean letting this poor woman try out 3 times and all 3 times she is stopped dead in her tracks. I'm not that into the contestants stories so it's not about that, but this woman can really really sing so what is your problem with her? Simon doesn't play games with people which I admire although I don't always like how it comes out because he can be a little mean.

At the very end of the show last night, Angela Martin was cut loose once again. Kara must have thought Angela was going to have a breakdown right there because she went and sat in her chair with her, winding her arms around Angela. The whole ethics of the way it was handled was manipulative and sadistic. Stop it!

That being said, I really like Jermaine Sellers, Casey James, Crystal Bowersox, Alex Lambert, Aaron Kelly, and Lily Scott. Also may I say that Ryan is always funny and sweet while being supportive of the singers. He's a genuinely nice guy. And I'm sorry to say this but Ellen is really boring and I hate her teasing the contestants. It really is icky, Ellen. Kara is wonderful. Simon, for God's sake, you are acting like a dope. What is with that goofy smile all the time? I always depended on you for honesty. On a side note, I sent a reply to Adam's tweet and he ignored me. What did I do wrong, Adam? Was it something I said?

I'm Following Adam Lambert...

I called my older sister yesterday to tell her that Adam just went out for ice cream. "Whaddya mean?" was her response. "I'm telling you I'm watching what he's up to!," I repeat. "He sent me a tweet." I hear her laughing hysterically while she's telling her daughter, Jennifer, I'm following Adam on Twitter. Jen joins in on the laughter.I don't see what's so damn funny.

Well, I know when I was in my twenties I would have been horrified to find myself followed by someone in their 60's. I know Adam. I know. You've got to understand. Your fans come in all age brackets, you just probably think it would come to this. But here's the deal: I was just as pretty as you when I was your age. And I'm honored that you let me know what you are up to. I worry about you. I do. So it helps to know that you are doing such wholesome things for fun. Sometimes you are better about telling me what you are up to than my own kids.

The Top 24 Snorey Snore Snore

First of all, I'm not in my usual comfy venue tonight. I'm at my daughter and her husband's house (Fanny and George), eating lava cake while watching the show and writing. Fanny has a wickedly sharp wit so I'll give her credit where credit is due. I'm also calling Miss Bunny and my significant other (who is supposed to be writing but just can't right now) for their opinions and comments.

Honestly it's time for some changes. The show is so predictable and manipulated that for the first time ever (and I've been with it since the beginning) that the drama, the tears, the teasing from the judges, all seems so boring. It's gone on too long and it's just flat. Getting little snippets of the contestants is frustrating and doesn't allow any bonding with any of them.

Not even the judges are revealing much of themselves, especially Ellen. I had such high hopes for blogging because I've loved the show up til now. Voice problems, forgetting the words, the nerves, running mascara, disappointed in self...snory snore snore.

I wanted to be all cheery and funny tonight and be excited about the show, but as Fanny says, "Well, people in hell want ice water. What can you do about it? You don't write the show."

Why in the hell do the judges have to bring someone to tears, teasing them about not going through, like they did with Didi? It's f-ing cruel. Didi, you gotta toughen up a bit, honey.

Finally, Jessica Furney - begging, pleading, SHUT UP! They should have brought in the bouncers. I LOST MY VOICE OMG. SURELY YOU'LL LET ME IN SINCE I LOST MY VOICE. Fanny says, "I lost my voice on a ride at Disneyland but it doesn't give me the right to get in for free."

Snory snore snore...

Twitter is stressed out a bit right now...????

Well, no kidding. Me, too. I'm trying to learn all the new technology and teach it to myself so I can get readers for my American Idol blog. It's not so easy when your are over 60. It's frustrating and is giving me a pain in my neck and shoulders plus a giant headache right smack in the middle of my forehead. So imagine my surprise after finding out how to semi-use Twitter, going back to the site with a list of people to search, clicking on, only to receive the following message:

"Twitter is stressed out a bit right now so this feature has been temporarily disabled." Doh.

Okay here goes. I have high hopes for Idol tonight. Make me laugh like when the "Pants on the Ground" guy sang or at the very least let there be wonderful singers with great creative talent who will entertain me. More tomorrow. I'm going back to see if Twitter has recovered.

For Crying Out Loud

I am so bored with American Idol tonight that by 9:17 I began switching back and forth to see Modern Family and Criminal Minds. Last night Ellen, said about someone, "this girl is going to get really annoying. " Really, Ellen?

If this show is part of the Bread and Circus distraction our culture is providing to keep the masses from rioting in the streets, they are going to have to do a lot better than this. Simon is phoning it in, Randy's "dawg" shit is really getting old, and Kara is getting quieter and quieter. And Ellen, don't get me started. Her ego has gotten so big it's hard to abide her.

I don't care what groups are feuding. I wish I at least found more of the contestants appealing. I sort of like Tim Urban, but the one I really like is Crystal Bowersox with her guitar and dreds with her beautiful natural looks and superb voice. Will you guys have her hair cut and face made up to look like Miss America by week 6? I like her precisely she isn't like that little "whip girl" last night who said her parents are still proud of her. Oh good. Mothers and fathers who are proud of their little girl dressed up like a dominatrix.

Paula, COME BACK! The reason the show was good was precisely because it was unpredictable and surprising. It made it fun and interesting. For now, I'll keep my remote handy.

Wednesday Night...I'm getting very sleepy...

I need to turn off the heating pad or I'll fall asleep. I don't care about the group auditions, I want to see performances. This is pretty much a bunch of ramblings because the show is a big snore tonight. Watching them rehearse, and cry, and agonize, and cry some more - please!! After so many years, why don't they change it up a bit? I'm tired of the tears and the drama. The Jack in the Box commercial is more exciting and amusing. The judges are bored I think. Nothing interesting from them either. I'd rather see some more focused auditions, but here's my take on some the groups (keeping in mind that it's hard to stay focused):

Charity and Company - nice, good sounds, cute girls

Big Mike, etc. - hmmm, I know, the baby drama. very sweet but I'm watching for the singin'.

Neopolitan- a little high schooly. Did they really steal the idea from the other guys???The anguish is just so overdone...

Second group, same song - livelier, more dramatic but still kind of high school.

The mighty rangers - weird green glasses, forgot words, too baad. Stop your damn crying.

I feel so cold and heartless about a bunch of them but maybe it's just the format of the show. I'm getting very sleeepy....

Tech and Talk woke me up.

Phoenix- Jeff G, like his voice. He's about the only one. Simon didn't buy their excuses and I'm with him.

Gwen Stefani song - baad.

And another...what a mess. Stop whining...I want to see some come out and just belt out a great song.

Let's discuss Song Choice - don't these people watch the show???? Don't ever pick Mariah, Aretha, or Whitney and obviously now Gwen. I love Lady GaGa but she's another classic that's too tough to copy.

Katie Stevens - powerful! A definite keeper.

Please, please, give us a more interesting show next week. It something doesn't change besides the judges, I just won't want to watch. I can't even think of anything funny to say.

I should be more empathetic to the contestant's sob stories but instead I feel slightly used. I choke up very easily anyway and don't like it when it's used frivolously. I get very upset with myself when I cry at stupid commercials. So the stories of childhood hunger (ok that one's legit), the closeness with grandma (big deal), stints in juvi hall (boo hoo), struggling families (who doesn't), childhood illness (ok that one's legit too), just tug at my heart strings and it irritates me when it's for something that seems soppy. It sounds like I'm heartless but it's just the opposite - I'm a total sucker. There's some manipulative element to some of the featured stories, which makes me want to make fun. I'm so complicated and deep...

So we didn't hear too much from the judges on Tuesday night. Ellen made a couple of good funnies, but overall the show was uneventful. Seemed like they were rushing through. There were a couple of high spots:

Andrew with the cap - loved it - reminiscent of folksy stuff from the 70's. My generation...

Janelle Wheeler - wonderful voice and something snazzy about her.

Vanessa Wolfe - country girl "going on a air-o-plane, now she's going back to Tennessee.

Janell Wheeler - liked her a lot

Haeley Vaughn - not so much

Mary Powers- strong voice, big hopes, don't count your chickens yet

Jay Stone- horrible, don't spit into the microphone

Lily Scott- maybe, great voice

Michael Lynche - can't see him going through all the way; good luck with the baby thing. That's one of those soppy stories that piss me off.

Tim Urban - not so good. bad hair cut

Jersey sisters- partay girls are going back to Jersey

Maddy Curtis- awful song

Casey James - good singer, like the blues ; cute boy but I just can't stand the long hair whiskery look. Clean up and the girls will love ya

Did Benami - loved the song, loved her voice. If she's tough enough, she could go to the final.

Crystal Bowersox - another winner. Honey forget getting more tattoos; you're powerful; another finalist, I predict. And I'm a sucker for the baby once again.

Wednesday night's coming up soon. Snacks for tonight: dark bittersweet chocolate and some giant strawberries. We live big around here.

It's Hollywood Night!

It's still a couple of hours before Idol starts, but I'm getting prepared. The snacks are critical - we'll have kettle corn and some apples for nutrition sake. I need my heating pad since I wrenched my back, boxing on my WII this weekend. Now that we're blogging, I'll need my laptop to take notes - at this age, the memory's not so keen.

So, I want to discuss the judges. Okay, so Simon's not coming back next year. They'll need someone arrogant and sometimes mean to take his place. How about Sarah Palin? She's big on Fox and she can slam with the best of 'em. It would make me happy to have her make a ton of money and stay the hell out of politics. Some have suggested Judge Judy but she's mean just for mean sake. And her fashion sense - ugh. Maybe it should be another guy who will oogle over the cute girls, just like Simon does.

The Enquirer (I'm a subscriber, but I balance it with NPR), says that now Randy wants to leave. He's a nice enough fellow but whatever if he decides to go. There's tons of guys in the music industry to replace him. I'm a bit tired of the dawg thing. The Enquirer also says that Simon and Ellen are already fighting and I say bring it on. I'm holding my judgement of Ellen. My God, she's got status like Oprah now - nobody is that wonderful! Kara is lovely and talented and I like her in the midst of these characters, but she can be replaced too.

Who I truly miss is Paula. The silly comments, inaudible ramblings, slutty outfits and yet so kind and positive with nearly every contestant. Every week I looked forward to seeing what she wore - does she shop at Charlotte Russe?? Will her eyes be half closed? Is she on a new medication? Will she look like she's about to slip off the chair? Will she dance tonight? None of the others offer near the entertainment value. More after the show...

Miss Bunny Haynes-Age 60

Well, I'm writing this blog because I and my cohorts do not in any way fit the demographics for American Idol. In fact, every woman I know over 60 watches the show. What the hell are a bunch of old farts doing watching this show?
Isn't that crazy? I couldn't honestly tell you why I like the show. But here's a few things that I do like.
I really like to see people get to fulfill their dreams. Also the world is in a mess, a real ugly serious mess. I've written letters, made phone calls, marched in anti-war protests,signed hundreds of petitions, voted, and sent money and still...nothing has changed. So I'm just one person with a small amount of control so when I watch American Idol it makes me forget about it for awhile. That's it. Well, one other thing.

I'm strangely attracted to scenes of people trying to sing and they really can't do it. Then after Simon gives them the truth, they go out of the audition room, start screaming and swearing, and their mothers are doing the same.
I keep thinking, surely their mamas aren't telling them to follow their bliss?????????? But, yes, their mothers are telling their children bald-faced lies. What kind of parent does that? It's like sending a 16 year old out with a brand new driver's license and no brakes.

Ever since Sister Miriam, my Catholic girls' school choir director, told me "under no circumstances should I make any sound, but just mouth the words instead," I thought there comes a time early in life when people learn the brutal truth about their talents or lack of them. I was wrong. Not so. And even when some people are told, they refuse to listen. I never thought I would say this because I think she traumatized me, but thank you Sister Miriam.

We're going to Hollywood and not a moment too s

I've watched American Idol since the beginning so I think I have some expertise and authority to write about it, although I don't claim to be a great writer. In my job, I have a fantastic editor who makes me sound really good, but for this I'm entirely on my own. I watch Idol with my significant other, in our bed with our jammies on. We have snacks and never answer the phone if it rings during the show. Neither of us particularly like the beginning auditions but we still watch faithfully as if it's our duty. There's several things that keep us hooked on the show. It's interesting in a creepy way that the most confident contestants are the ones who have no talent whatsoever; in fact they all possess this common cockiness, and you know that they're socially at the low end of the food chain. They all have devoted moms who encourage them and boast about their talents when they should be funneling them into other careers. And these contestants all are shocked and hugely dismayed that Simon thinks they're horrible. There might be a name for their psychosis; I just don't know what it is. I'm not going to apologize for being so critical about these people; in fact, my ridicule will continue and be a significant element of my commentary.

This year the celebrity judges have added just a bit of color to the show. Katy Perry was a stuck up bitch! She was mean to Kara and acted stuck on herself . Honestly, Victoria Beckham is the only one I've liked. She's kind and she empathizes with the contestants, remembering her own struggle way back when. Her clothes are snazzy and she doesn't let Simon's opinions get in her way. Really, though, she should wear her hair down so she doesn't look like she's related to an alien being. I keep thinking about her hot husband and whether they're happy....

The beginnings of Hollywood are great too. Contestants can have plenty of talent but their emotional well being or lack thereof; their ability to get along with others; and whether they can stay up all night rehearsing soon separate the big boys and girls. I thought that Adam was king from the very beginnings last year. Not to brag, but I've got a very intuitive sense about the good ones.